Standardized Testing: The Bane of Our Existance

Ok. So. I took the SAT today and it totally sucked. And if there was a better word to describe the pain I went through today I would totally use it. Unfortunately, I can not think of a word right now, due to the fact that every brain cell in my brain is either on the ground dead or twitching (metaphorically of course). I really don't understand how the College Board® (you like the symbol?) or whoever controls this testing "utopia" thinks that this is a test of our knowledge. Let's put a bunch of bored teenagers in a classroom on a Saturday morning for five hours with questions that challenge your sanity instead of your knowledge. And on top of all that, they made us write a statement in cursive saying we wouldn't talk about it! I honestly don't remember how to write in cursive. I had to ask the TA (that's Test Administrator, for those who aren't up to date with testing lingo) how to do an 'f' in cursive. Anyways, now that I've got that out of my system, I'm going to go eat some pie.